What introduction?

I hate introductions. Starting off is the most nerve-wracking part. Its where first impressions happen. Its where the awkward one person fist bumps and the other high fives situation happens. You've probably already made your assumptions about me based upon the first sentence i wrote. Well, crap. If that's the case, I sound like a real downer. I promise I'm not. [Insert big smile here] I just live in my own little world.